Whiskey Wednesdays
Aug
21
3:00 PM15:00

Whiskey Wednesdays

Explore the wide world of Whiskey every Wednesday! We’ve got all kinds of amazing whiskeys, scotches and bourbons from all over the world that we want you to try out. Right now, we have two different flights that we guarantee you’ve never tried before and are going to love!

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Jimmy Stewart Album Release Party
Aug
22
7:00 PM19:00

Jimmy Stewart Album Release Party

Local indie musician Jimmy Stewart is hosting his album release party at the Castle on Thursday, August 22nd at 7 pm. We are really excited to have Jimmy, who writes the kind of music you’d want to sit and chill listening too. Lola Lazer is the opening act. So come on out and support Jimmy!

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The Expedition Club Annual
Aug
23
6:00 PM18:00

The Expedition Club Annual

The Expedition Club invites you to come celebrate the 2019 team and their adventure to Thailand. As a bonus they are going to be presenting our flagship issue of their new magazine.

%5 of sales go to The Expedition Club... so...
Come enjoy, drink, eat a special menu, and donate & support a great cause!

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Industry Night
Aug
26
3:00 PM15:00

Industry Night

Every Monday, we want to celebrate the hard working people of the service industry. If you’re part of the industry and bust ass at work, come up to the Castle Monday nights and get 30% off all your drinks and chat with the bartenders!

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Tequila Tuesdays
Aug
27
3:00 PM15:00

Tequila Tuesdays

Explore the world of Tequilas every Tuesday! We’ve got all kinds of crazy tequila and mezcal that we want you to try out. Right now, we have two different flights that we guarantee you’ve never tried before and are going to love!

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Whiskey Wednesdays
Aug
28
3:00 PM15:00

Whiskey Wednesdays

Explore the wide world of Whiskey every Wednesday! We’ve got all kinds of amazing whiskeys, scotches and bourbons from all over the world that we want you to try out. Right now, we have two different flights that we guarantee you’ve never tried before and are going to love!

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Industry Night
Sep
2
3:00 PM15:00

Industry Night

Every Monday, we want to celebrate the hard working people of the service industry. If you’re part of the industry and bust ass at work, come up to the Castle Monday nights and get 30% off all your drinks and chat with the bartenders!

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Local's Night
Sep
2
3:00 PM15:00

Local's Night

The first Monday of the month is Locals Night! If you’re from Port Townsend, 20% off everything! That includes all drinks and food. We love the local community and want to give something back for the incredible support this town has shown us. So come on out and bring your friends!

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Tequila Tuesdays
Sep
3
3:00 PM15:00

Tequila Tuesdays

Explore the world of Tequilas every Tuesday! We’ve got all kinds of crazy tequila and mezcal that we want you to try out. Right now, we have two different flights that we guarantee you’ve never tried before and are going to love!

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Whiskey Wednesdays
Sep
4
3:00 PM15:00

Whiskey Wednesdays

Explore the wide world of Whiskey every Wednesday! We’ve got all kinds of amazing whiskeys, scotches and bourbons from all over the world that we want you to try out. Right now, we have two different flights that we guarantee you’ve never tried before and are going to love!

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Industry Night
Sep
9
3:00 PM15:00

Industry Night

Every Monday, we want to celebrate the hard working people of the service industry. If you’re part of the industry and bust ass at work, come up to the Castle Monday nights and get 30% off all your drinks and chat with the bartenders!

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Tequila Tuesdays
Sep
10
3:00 PM15:00

Tequila Tuesdays

Explore the world of Tequilas every Tuesday! We’ve got all kinds of crazy tequila and mezcal that we want you to try out. Right now, we have two different flights that we guarantee you’ve never tried before and are going to love!

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Whiskey Wednesdays
Sep
11
3:00 PM15:00

Whiskey Wednesdays

Explore the wide world of Whiskey every Wednesday! We’ve got all kinds of amazing whiskeys, scotches and bourbons from all over the world that we want you to try out. Right now, we have two different flights that we guarantee you’ve never tried before and are going to love!

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Industry Night
Sep
16
3:00 PM15:00

Industry Night

Every Monday, we want to celebrate the hard working people of the service industry. If you’re part of the industry and bust ass at work, come up to the Castle Monday nights and get 30% off all your drinks and chat with the bartenders!

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Tequila Tuesdays
Sep
17
3:00 PM15:00

Tequila Tuesdays

Explore the world of Tequilas every Tuesday! We’ve got all kinds of crazy tequila and mezcal that we want you to try out. Right now, we have two different flights that we guarantee you’ve never tried before and are going to love!

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Whiskey Wednesdays
Sep
18
3:00 PM15:00

Whiskey Wednesdays

Explore the wide world of Whiskey every Wednesday! We’ve got all kinds of amazing whiskeys, scotches and bourbons from all over the world that we want you to try out. Right now, we have two different flights that we guarantee you’ve never tried before and are going to love!

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Industry Night
Sep
23
3:00 PM15:00

Industry Night

Every Monday, we want to celebrate the hard working people of the service industry. If you’re part of the industry and bust ass at work, come up to the Castle Monday nights and get 30% off all your drinks and chat with the bartenders!

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Tequila Tuesdays
Sep
24
3:00 PM15:00

Tequila Tuesdays

Explore the world of Tequilas every Tuesday! We’ve got all kinds of crazy tequila and mezcal that we want you to try out. Right now, we have two different flights that we guarantee you’ve never tried before and are going to love!

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Whiskey Wednesdays
Sep
25
3:00 PM15:00

Whiskey Wednesdays

Explore the wide world of Whiskey every Wednesday! We’ve got all kinds of amazing whiskeys, scotches and bourbons from all over the world that we want you to try out. Right now, we have two different flights that we guarantee you’ve never tried before and are going to love!

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Industry Night
Sep
30
3:00 PM15:00

Industry Night

Every Monday, we want to celebrate the hard working people of the service industry. If you’re part of the industry and bust ass at work, come up to the Castle Monday nights and get 30% off all your drinks and chat with the bartenders!

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Tequila Tuesdays
Oct
1
3:00 PM15:00

Tequila Tuesdays

Explore the world of Tequilas every Tuesday! We’ve got all kinds of crazy tequila and mezcal that we want you to try out. Right now, we have two different flights that we guarantee you’ve never tried before and are going to love!

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Whiskey Wednesdays
Oct
2
3:00 PM15:00

Whiskey Wednesdays

Explore the wide world of Whiskey every Wednesday! We’ve got all kinds of amazing whiskeys, scotches and bourbons from all over the world that we want you to try out. Right now, we have two different flights that we guarantee you’ve never tried before and are going to love!

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Industry Night
Oct
7
3:00 PM15:00

Industry Night

Every Monday, we want to celebrate the hard working people of the service industry. If you’re part of the industry and bust ass at work, come up to the Castle Monday nights and get 30% off all your drinks and chat with the bartenders!

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Local's Night
Oct
7
3:00 PM15:00

Local's Night

The first Monday of the month is Locals Night! If you’re from Port Townsend, 20% off everything! That includes all drinks and food. We love the local community and want to give something back for the incredible support this town has shown us. So come on out and bring your friends!

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Tequila Tuesdays
Oct
8
3:00 PM15:00

Tequila Tuesdays

Explore the world of Tequilas every Tuesday! We’ve got all kinds of crazy tequila and mezcal that we want you to try out. Right now, we have two different flights that we guarantee you’ve never tried before and are going to love!

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Whiskey Wednesdays
Oct
9
3:00 PM15:00

Whiskey Wednesdays

Explore the wide world of Whiskey every Wednesday! We’ve got all kinds of amazing whiskeys, scotches and bourbons from all over the world that we want you to try out. Right now, we have two different flights that we guarantee you’ve never tried before and are going to love!

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Industry Night
Oct
14
3:00 PM15:00

Industry Night

Every Monday, we want to celebrate the hard working people of the service industry. If you’re part of the industry and bust ass at work, come up to the Castle Monday nights and get 30% off all your drinks and chat with the bartenders!

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Tequila Tuesdays
Oct
15
3:00 PM15:00

Tequila Tuesdays

Explore the world of Tequilas every Tuesday! We’ve got all kinds of crazy tequila and mezcal that we want you to try out. Right now, we have two different flights that we guarantee you’ve never tried before and are going to love!

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Whiskey Wednesdays
Oct
16
3:00 PM15:00

Whiskey Wednesdays

Explore the wide world of Whiskey every Wednesday! We’ve got all kinds of amazing whiskeys, scotches and bourbons from all over the world that we want you to try out. Right now, we have two different flights that we guarantee you’ve never tried before and are going to love!

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Tequila Tuesdays
Oct
22
3:00 PM15:00

Tequila Tuesdays

Explore the world of Tequilas every Tuesday! We’ve got all kinds of crazy tequila and mezcal that we want you to try out. Right now, we have two different flights that we guarantee you’ve never tried before and are going to love!

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Whiskey Wednesdays
Oct
23
3:00 PM15:00

Whiskey Wednesdays

Explore the wide world of Whiskey every Wednesday! We’ve got all kinds of amazing whiskeys, scotches and bourbons from all over the world that we want you to try out. Right now, we have two different flights that we guarantee you’ve never tried before and are going to love!

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Oct
24
3:00 PM15:00

Scary Movie Triple Feature

For this event, we will be setting up a projector in the Elephant Room for a Scary Movie Triple Feature! If you want your pants scared off in celebration of Halloween, come on out with your buddies. The movies will range from spooky to creepy to scary. But it’s a surprise! And it’s free!

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The Haunting
Oct
26
to Oct 27

The Haunting

Dare to celebrate the spirits in a haunted castle? Come get spooky for our first annual The Haunting!

DJ Capitan Peacock will be spinning tunes for the ghost on one side of the mansion while DJ Lunch Lady will be showing the demons how to shake it on the other.

If you want to contribute your own music to the evening NoBe Entertainment will have the karaoke machine rolling so that you can serenade the boogey-man.

Aleksandra will be here calling the spirits through dance! A haunted burlesque will be performed throughout the evening.

Rooms are available at the link above. Reserve your pass to The Haunting at the tab above as well.

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Tequila Tuesdays
Oct
29
3:00 PM15:00

Tequila Tuesdays

Explore the world of Tequilas every Tuesday! We’ve got all kinds of crazy tequila and mezcal that we want you to try out. Right now, we have two different flights that we guarantee you’ve never tried before and are going to love!

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Whiskey Wednesdays
Oct
30
3:00 PM15:00

Whiskey Wednesdays

Explore the wide world of Whiskey every Wednesday! We’ve got all kinds of amazing whiskeys, scotches and bourbons from all over the world that we want you to try out. Right now, we have two different flights that we guarantee you’ve never tried before and are going to love!

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Tequila Tuesdays
Aug
20
3:00 PM15:00

Tequila Tuesdays

Explore the world of Tequilas every Tuesday! We’ve got all kinds of crazy tequila and mezcal that we want you to try out. Right now, we have two different flights that we guarantee you’ve never tried before and are going to love!

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Industry Night
Aug
19
3:00 PM15:00

Industry Night

Every Monday, we want to celebrate the hard working people of the service industry. If you’re part of the industry and bust ass at work, come up to the Castle Monday nights and get 30% off all your drinks and chat with the bartenders!

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Aug
17
8:00 PM20:00

Talk Nerdy To Me!

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Lily Le Fauve

Lily Le Fauve may be a work of art, but don’t

let her frame fool you! She is a sequined storm and a class clown who believes in bullshitting with style and that red lipstick can save a life. The Buxom Beast, Ace of Babes, and Queen of the first annual All Hallows’ Tease Weekender, she could leave an impression on Monet if she got the chance.



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Your Toxic Addiction

Toxic the songful Bird has been delighting audiences worldwide since she could walk and talk. She started her journey of music/performing in musicals in school. Since then she has flourished into the career she has today. She is Recognized as one of Portland’s favorite entertainers. She sings, she dances, she acts, and sometimes she does shadows puppets! She is the current reigning Erotic City Queen.

 

She strives to delight and awe you with creative acts that leave you inspired. Her passions include saving honeybees with her free time, humanitarian/charity work, dancing naked in the moonlight, playing dress up, and most importantly singing loudly where she goes.

 

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Mallory

(el fuego mal.O.)

Started dancing at the age of five, and has been dancing ever since.

Trained in classic ballet, jazz , hip hop, modern and lyrical in younger years. In later years trained in contemporary, cabaret, burlesque, acrobats and much more. She then became a dance teacher. And has now been teaching her skills for almost ten years.

 

Hailing from California, she was apart of a up and coming Burlesque troupe (starting 6 years ago) performing in Grass Valley to San Francisco. Making her way to Washington performing in Langley and Port Townsend. Always ready to perform dragging her heels and chair right behind.

 

From Cali to Wa,

El fuego mal.O. Combines her contemporary dance training with her burlesque and cabaret acts. Movement with storytelling, a little bit of Fuego!

 

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Aleksandra Mistress of Fusion

Aleksandra is the Mistress of Fusion! She is the Burlesque monthly show producer at The Castle, dance instructor, and diverse performer of over 8 yrs; performing in 9 states, 49 different venues, and over a hundred performances coast to coast. With a dance background in belly dance, modern, hip hop, and burlesque, Aleksandra brings her Slavic swoon and high energy everytime she hits the stage!

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Whiskey Wednesdays
Aug
14
3:00 PM15:00

Whiskey Wednesdays

Explore the wide world of Whiskey every Wednesday! We’ve got all kinds of amazing whiskeys, scotches and bourbons from all over the world that we want you to try out. Right now, we have two different flights that we guarantee you’ve never tried before and are going to love!

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Tequila Tuesdays
Aug
13
3:00 PM15:00

Tequila Tuesdays

Explore the world of Tequilas every Tuesday! We’ve got all kinds of crazy tequila and mezcal that we want you to try out. Right now, we have two different flights that we guarantee you’ve never tried before and are going to love!

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Industry Night
Aug
12
3:00 PM15:00

Industry Night

Every Monday, we want to celebrate the hard working people of the service industry. If you’re part of the industry and bust ass at work, come up to the Castle Monday nights and get 30% off all your drinks and chat with the bartenders!

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Comedy at The Castle
Aug
10
8:00 PM20:00

Comedy at The Castle

Comedy Night at The Castle starts at 8pm and the doors open at 6pm. It’s open seating and so come grab your seats before the show begins! Look forward to laughing with you.


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He has appeared on Showtime, MTV and Americas Funniest People, A 2 time finalist in the Seattle Comedy Competition, He did a year as the comedy star of Showgirls at Harrahs Casino. He has done 3 tours overseas to entertain the troops in Bahrain, Kuwait and Iraq. He is also an award winning Don Rickles Impersonator.

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Comedian Art Krug has a style that has been described as intelligent, surprising, and

universal. Krug’s quirky observations about everything from strange news stories to

free range chicken will take you in a direction you couldn’t have guessed. A staple of

Pacific Northwest comedy since the eighties, Krug has also travelled across the U.S.

and into Canada, performing at such prestigious venues as The Improv in L.A. and The

Riviera in Las Vegas. Krug has appeared on cruise ships and comedy clubs, colleges

and corporate parties for over 30 years. He has appeared on The Showtime Network

and won the Peoples Choice Award at the Bend Comedy Festival 2010

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Palm Sunday & Hemlock
Jul
31
7:00 PM19:00

Palm Sunday & Hemlock

Two amazing singer songwriters are coming up from Louisiana and we are able to show off their talents here at The Castle. Come by Wednesday the 31st of July to hear them live.

Show will start at 7pm

It is a free all ages event with a $5 suggested donation to help try to make it worth these musicians time!

Sneak a Peak of what they got going on -

Hemlock

https://hemlock.bandcamp.com/

Palm Sunday

https://palmsundaytunes.bandcamp.com/

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Jun
15
8:00 PM20:00

Tales from The Nips

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Jaxin Ryan

"Portland's own burlesque heartthrob, emotive beast,  self proclaimed, 'Prince of Roses', and as one (very real) Yelp reviewer once proclaimed, "... some sort of raunchy drag queen."

 

Graduate of the Rose City School of Burlesque and Mr. Nude Portland 2016, Jaxin Ryan is an exuberant, fearless queer anomaly that has been teasing and titillating crowds up and down the Pacific Northwest, regularly. He has left wave after wave of poetic, glittering justice in his wake and though a solo performer at heart, Jaxin has traveled with Portland's premier all male burlesque troupe, Cocked & Loaded, and Portland's own traveling queer cabaret, The Caravan of Glam. His exploration knows no bounds and it's not unheard of for you to find his toothbrush left in your bathroom!

 

From nerdy to gritty, to poppy and campy,  there's nothing this sly moving, romp-shaking glitter-fiend won't try on for size. Every showcasing of Jaxin's unique, artistic stylization is a gift you'll surely want to cherish and nai miss out on!"

 

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Natasha Riot

Internationally touring showgirl who calls Portland home, Natasha Riot is a multi disciplined and award winning performer. She is the new producer of Burlynomicon, a darkly decadent burlesque and variety show running every 2nd Tuesday at the Lovecraft bar in Portland, as well as producing the campiest series of summer variety shows that the PNW has ever witnessed, aptly named Summer Camp, also at the Lovecraft Bar. Her past life(s) included touring as a featured performer and crew member with the band, Beats Antique, being stage manager and performer with the Hubba Hubba Revue (SF), touring around the world performing and teaching burlesque and bellydance, and living off the land in a remote village while running a dance school in a neighboring town. She could teach you about the engine of your old Toyota pickup while listening to Dokken and subsequently suggesting how you might move your body...and perhaps your mind...more effortlessly through life.

She's also the 2017 Queen of the Roses, as dubbed by the Oregon Burlesque Festival and the runner up in both the 2018 Shimmy Showdown (St. Louis) and the 2017 Miss Exotic Oregon competitions.

 

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Iva Handfull

Seattle’s Iva Handfull is the multi-fierceted rock star of burlesque.  A fashion icon in the burlesque world, she’s a neo-burlesquer known for her inventive, epic, and often impersonating performances.

 

When Iva's not headlining and featuring in burlesque festivals and shows across North America, she’s co-producing as IvaFiero Productions - Edge-of-Your-Seat, Rock Concert-Inspired Burlesque Entertainment and teaching performers how to bring concert-worthy performances to their own stages.

 

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Aleksandra Mistress of Fusion

 

Aleksandra is the Mistress of Fusion! She is the Burlesque monthly show producer at The Castle, dance instructor, and diverse performer of over 8 yrs; performing in 9 states, 47 different venues, and over a hundred performances coast to coast. With a dance background in belly dance, modern, hip hop, and burlesque, Aleksandra brings her Slavic swoon and high energy everytime she hits the stage!

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Comedy at The Castle
Jun
8
8:00 PM20:00

Comedy at The Castle

Comedy Night at The Castle starts at 8pm and the doors open at 6pm. It’s open seating and so come grab your seats before the show begins! Look forward to laughing with you.


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How do you go from being a nationally recognized vocal percussionist in a college acapella group to a nationally touring headlining comedian? Ask Tyler Boeh, a comedian whose comedy has been described as high-energy, intelligent, physical, and silly. His quick wit and award winning “beat-boxing” talent bring audiences to hysterical heights.  Tyler started his stand-up career in his hometown of Portland, OR, but after winning or placing in the finals of comedy competitions in Seattle, San Francisco, Boston and at the World Series of Comedy in Las Vegas, Tyler made his way to Los Angeles. Within a year of his move to Hollywood he had established himself at the top comedy clubs, completed work on two television pilots, and Tyler’s debut comedy album, “Carpool Companion” was chosen as LaughSpin Magazine’s album of the year when it was released in 2012. In 2015 Tyler held his own with Craig Fergusson on his new show, “Celebrity Name Game” and appeared in 3 episodes of “Laughs on Fox”. 2016 culminated with a college tour that took him to nearly 40 campuses across the country. Tyler most recently returned to showcase for the third season of “Laughs” which will be airing soon on FOX. He continues to perform across the country at comedy clubs, colleges, and theaters bringing his incredible brand of humor wherever he goes. You can hear his comedy on iTunes, Sirius XM Radio, and Pandora, but don’t miss the chance to see Tyler perform live!

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Menagerie, A Castle Cabaret!
May
18
8:00 PM20:00

Menagerie, A Castle Cabaret!

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Lacy Knickers

Filled with vintage class and naughty sass is the international Bookish Beauty of Burlesque-- the lovely Lacy Knickers! Lacy is a graduate of both the Rose City School of Burlesque and All That Glitters Burlesque Academy in Portland, Oregon. She is the producer of the Pacific Northwest's sexiest literary salon, Booklover’s Burlesque, as well as MasterTease Theatre Burlesque, Burly Night Live, Tease As Old As Time: A Burlesque Tale Inspired by Beauty & the Beast, The Burlesque Over Broadway Spectacular,  Glitter Fever: A Burlesque Tribute to Disco, and Phantom Burlesque: A Tribute to Phantom of the Opera. She also portrays the debonair draglesque persona, Nick Lacy.

 

For over five years, Lacy has performed up and down the west coast in Oregon, Washington, and California, appeared in both the 2016 Oregon Burlesque Festival and the 2017 Hollywood Burlesque Festival, and most recently last November 2018 at the Wunder Kabarett in Paris, France, where she will be returning again to headline this July. Her next production is Booklover's Burlesque: As You Tease It (The 3rd annual Shakespeare Edition) on May 31st at Crush Bar in Portland, Oregon.

 

Professor DR Schreiber

As the Historical Conjurer, Professor DR Schreiber evokes the spirit of early magical performances.  Professor DR Schreiber brings parlor magic back to the public. Early in the 19th century, conjuring (as magic was called then) emerged as a genuine art form and entertainment.  Magicians, known as “professors of natural philosophy" and conjuring, would rent taverns, legitimate theaters or lecture halls for the exhibition and displays of legerdemain, necromancy, or what would today be called “illusion” and “magic tricks.”  Top dollar would be paid by the citizens of Europe to see the latest discoveries in the science of “natural philosophy” presented by these conjurers. Today, Professor DR Schreiber presents an historic look at the beginnings of modern magic in his performances and exhibitions.  Professor DR Schreiber leads his audiences on a stroll through the past centuries of conjuring entertainment. His unique presentations entertain while educating the audience about historical events, literary and cultural figures, and the science and art of conjuring.

 

Professor DR Schreiber is a member of the Academy of Magic Arts (Magic Castle) and board member for the Society of American Magicians Portland Assembly.   In 2011, Professor DR Schreiber was presented with the Stan Kramien Excellence in Stage Magic Award from the Society of American Magicians Portland Assembly.  He has performed and lectured for conferences and events up and down the West Coast, in addition to the UK and Europe. He is also an instructor in magic as well as a magic consultant for legitimate theater companies.  He is also a magic historian and historical re-enactor, as well.



Felix

Felix has been touring the country in a donkey drawn wagon since he was a just a bright young man. After facing great and unspeakable tragedy in his youth, he has taken it upon himself to bring salvation of person, spirit and humor everywhere he goes. Many years on the dusty carnival circuit has taken a toll while paving the way for experience , knowledge and maybe even a touch of wisdom.. A true renaissance man, Felix is not only  performer but a writer and philosopher an inventor and a chemist. He’s the cure for all that ails you, with a trick or two up his sleeve to boot. Just make sure you keep a hand on your wallet and your mind on your wife’s attention!

 

Lola Lazer

Lola Lazer is the musical combination of rrriot girl mentality and jazz background of multi media artist (ceramics, mixed media collage, music videos, interviews) Leila Block.

Work on YouTube: Lola Lazer and Art Vs the World

Lolalazer.bandcamp.com

 

Shula Azhar

Shula Azhar has been performing together for 23 years.  With the founding members still learning, inspiring and creating together, they have achieved a level of performance expertise that has earned them high praise from peers and audiences alike.  Always aiming to entertain while demonstrating the highest level of technique and artistry, Shula Azhar is a dance troupe not to be missed.

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Comedy at The Castle
May
11
8:00 PM20:00

Comedy at The Castle

Our Comedy night begins at about 8pm but the doors open at 6pm. Tickets are available pre-sale on this website under the “tickets and more” tab. The show is 21+.

We are excited to welcome these funny people to the golden mic.

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Natalie Holt's comedy career began in Seattle, but  she credits her absurd spirit to her weird and wonderful upbringing in Florida. Onstage, she's a whirl of surreal wordplay who wears her opinionated heart on her sleeve. Her comedy has been described as "an emotional Penthouse letter" with "jokes that almost don't work."  In addition to her work as a producer of Seattle favorite The Comedy Nest, she performs around the nation and has been featured on festivals near (Bumbershoot, All Jane) and far (208 Comedy Festival, Asheville Comedy Festival, 10,000 Laughs).


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Rodger Lizaola has pretty awesome at telling jokes to complete strangers so he has been doing so in Bars, Theaters, Comedy Clubs across the country (also some dudes basement).

      Growing up in Gilroy CA but didn't start doing Stand up until moving to Seattle WA in 2003. His first night was at an open mic at the World Famous Comedy Underground in the heart of Pioneer Square. Although those first 3 mins were terrifying he stuck it out to become one of the youngest Headliners in the Northwest.

        He has opened for some of the best comics in the business such as Louis C.K, Mike Epps, Tom Cotter, Jimmy Dore, Eddie Brill, David Brenner, Tommy Johnagan, and Ty Barnett . Also has performed with  such musical acts as Good Charlotte, Black Eyed Peas, Rhianna, Pussycat Dolls, The Fabulous Thunderbirds, Baby Bash,  And The BackStreet Boys.  Performed at some of the finest venues including but not limited to Paramount Theater(Seattle WA), Moore Theater (Seattle WA), Wells Fargo Center for the Performing Arts(Santa Rosa CA), Tacoma Dome(Tacoma WA), Johnny Carson Theater(Norfolk,NE), Ginger Rodgers Theater(Medford,OR), Throckmorton Theater (Mill Valley,CA). Also some of the best clubs in the country Improv, Punchline, Tacoma Comedy Club, Parlor Live and his home club Comedyunderground in Seattle WA.

       Recent champion of the Renton Comedy Competition. Where he won 100$ a I love Renton T-shirt and the admiration of 47 strangers. Since then he has gone on to be a  2X finalist in the San Francisco International Comedy Competition(2009,2015). 2X finalist in the Seattle International Comedy Competition(2009,2013). As well as an Invitee to the Las Vegas Comedy Festival (2006),Great American Comedy Festival(2009),Big Sky Comedy Festival(2012),Laughing Derby Comedy Festival(2013),Trail By Laughter Comedy Festival (2013). 2009 performed for the Seattle Mariners at Spring Training, and made his television debut by performing on the show Laughs on Fox(2015) & has appeared on ADD-TV on MTV2

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There are many problems in the world. Luckily we have Simon Kaufman to solve them all for us on stage. Simon Kaufman's performances are a form of social commentary on society. Taking a stoic philosophical viewpoint towards his life, Simon's stand up act is like an orator standing in the Forum of Ancient Rome using his humor as a means of speaking to his fellow countrymen.

Growing up in a Jewish home in an inner-city neighborhood has given rise to a very unique comedy style that people fall in love with. Being the only white guy on many of his little league sports teams has left Simon with a rich understanding of all aspects of the American spectrum that few get to have. From the city to the country Simon's jokes appeal to everybody. Simon Kaufman is a 4th generation comedic actor tracing his roots back to vaudeville, Yiddish theater, and the early days of Broadway. It's the family business. He’s appeared on The Millionaire Matchmaker on the Bravo Channel, The TV show “The 206”, and the movie Silver Skies with George Hamilton and Dick Van Patten.

His comedy is cerebral but not stuffy and therefore works for all types of audiences. His act is about the chaos of life, the over consumption of modern times, and societies lack of common sense. Simon makes you look at yourself and laugh and points fun at our current age of rapid evolution.

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The Bananza
Apr
28
7:30 PM19:30

The Bananza

Come be a part of The Bananza once a month at The Castle
(THE LAST SUNDAY OF EVERY MONTH)
7:30pm - 9:30pm All Ages Welcome
2 hours of games and entertainment hosted by NoBe Entertainment

- The Bananza starts with pub trivia where you have to challenge your brain to get points.
- Your ears are now put to the test with some "Guess That Song"
- Now it's time for your eyes to help you gain points with a Scavenger Hunt!
- We then will let the mouth do the talking with a game called "Off the Top of My Head"
- Then we are going to back around to your problem-solving skills and with "2 Truths and A Lie"

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Burlesque on High
Apr
20
8:00 PM20:00

Burlesque on High

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Headliner

Seraphina Fiero:

 Pronouns: she/her

 Seraphina is the most untamed heart in Seattle Burlesque; a professional contrarian and purveyor of subversive creativity. A chimera of hyper-feminine physicality, irreverent elegance, and pure ferocity; she is a burlesque performer with roots in bellydance and beyond. She has been performing, teaching, and celebrating dynamic self-expression across North America since 2009.

She is the "Fiero" in IvaFiero Productions; curators of Relentless entertainment since 2012.

While Seraphina has no specific style, she has a flair for the unconventional, unexpected, and dark. She is ecstasy and anarchy . . . . and never offers any apologies.

 

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Nyp Leigh

 Pronouns: Nyp Leigh uses She/Her pronouns (anami prefers ey/em but is not upset by any use of any pronouns for em.)

Nyp Leigh has been wowing burlesque audiences of the Olympic Peninsula and beyond since 2009. Her inventive acts often include poignant social messages, sometimes have creative inventions and always have duct tape somewhere in their composition. You may have seen her or her alter ego, anami, in a variety of circus and fire performances around town. Perhaps you have even had your fortune read portable tarot parlor that magically appears downtown in the summer. Now you can get your motor running with her LIVE online pinup show Dirty Girl Repair .com every Monday evening at 6PM.

 

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Tempest
Pronouns: She, her
This seductive siren spends her time near the shores of the Salish sea looking for hapless sailors and fisherman to lure back to her lair with promises of fulfilling their every fantasy but Be warned gentlemen, this damsel's distress call is an illusion that you won't ever recover from.

 

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Aleksandra Mistress of Fusion

 Pronouns: she/her

 Aleksandra is the Mistress of Fusion! She is the Burlesque monthly show producer at The Castle, dance instructor, and diverse performer of over 8 yrs; performing in 9 states, 47 different venues, and over a hundred performances coast to coast. With a dance background in belly dance, modern, hip hop, and burlesque, Aleksandra brings her Slavic swoon and high energy everytime she hits the stage!

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Comedy in The Castle
Apr
13
8:00 PM20:00

Comedy in The Castle

Comedy Night at The Castle starts at 8pm and the doors open at 6pm. It’s open seating and so come grab your seats before the show begins!

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Tommy Ryman, a semifinalist on NBC’s Last Comic Standing, is an acclaimed comedian. His oddly-adorable stand-up landed him No. 2 on iTunes comedy charts for his album Having the Time of My Life. Named Best of the Midwest at Gilda’s Laugh Fest, Tommy grew up in Minnesota jamming on clarinet for his new-age mom and kale-chip-making dad. He performs at top clubs, colleges, and festivals across the nation including the Great American Comedy Festival. Tommy was invited to be on Nickelodeon’s NickMom Night Out and has a full comedy special on Dry Bar Comedy. He’s worked alongside Nick Swardson, Hannibal Buress, Maria Bamford and Louie Anderson but none wear a cardigan quite like Tommy. Featured on Paste Magazine and regularly heard on SirusXM and iheartradio, Tommy’s act can be described as absurdist and clever masked behind an endearing, innocent demeanor. A Last Comic Standing judge raved, “I have never seen anything like [Tommy] before in my whole life, [he is] one-of-a-kind, fantastic!”

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Scary Stories
Mar
31
9:00 PM21:00

Scary Stories

Do you love to be frightened? Every Sunday starting at 9pm we will be playing scary stories in the Zeitgeist Lounge. There will be multiple stories so come and jump in anytime.

Be prepared for some no sleep as we take you on a journey into the darkness inside of a “haunted” castle.

Free

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The Bananza
Mar
31
6:15 PM18:15

The Bananza

Come be a part of The Bananza once a month (THE LAST SUNDAY OF EVERY MONTH) at The Castle.

RULES:

Between 6pm to 10pm bring your team of any size and play games that test your luck, skill and willingness to have fun. Each game will gain you points.

At the end of each hour points will be tallied and prizes will be given. At 10pm a total tally from all the hours will be counted and a large prize will be awared the team with the most.

In other words: the longer you stay the more prizes you can win.


- Reserve your seat for $5 and get a bottle of wine to start your team off! Reservations made on our website - thecastleinpt.com

– The Bonanza is basically an elaborate trivia game that involves singing, searching and audience participation.

- Some of the Possible Games -

Sing a song – 3pts (karaoke is a great way to rack up the points)

Answer Trivia Questions – point value varies (20 questions will be asked throughout the evening)

Order the special cocktail – 15pts

Find (?????) – (something is hiding in the Elephant Room)

Guess the song or artist – 1pt each (the DJ will play point out the 30 songs to be guessed)

Solve the word game – 20pts (every 20 minutes people can add letters – it’s like wheel of fortune)

Picture game – correctly label each photo for a point each.


Hosted by the talented NoBe Entertainments.

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